A fine man with a fine English name of “James”, made his way to an Irish Pub, had a few malted whiskey’s with his Irish mates, promised to pay the Bill. As he walked out of the Irish Pub Bill unpaid, his mates, bellowed, “so long Jack, thank you for the Bill....” for you see, a fine man named “James” in London, is also named “Jack” in Dublin...so it is in Paradise, promise broken, but our fate so sealed.
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Upon return from a shopping spree and holiday in Singapore, Jack defended his position in regards to terminations in the Civil Service which had no advance warning or Notice to workers, as being an act in response to what the Public directed him to do in the District wide meetings held last year, across Seychelles. In the meetings the Public said they wanted a more responsive Civil Service. They wanted Government to be more efficient. No one in the Public told Jack to fire workers without Notice, without a direct offer of other employment; without a care in the World about the welfare of these workers or their families. Jack did that all by himself. Do not blame the People for your actions Jack, that is not hypocrisy but cowardice.
Most recently, Jack has also fired another 50 workers from SMB. There are more to follow. We all know SMB is a waste land and Jack employs People there to maintain a voting base, much like a Butcher raises his own pigs to always have a fresh supply of meat for butchering. This is common in
Jack Fires Educated IT Specialists and Other Professionals But Wants a University to Train The Same
One day Jack tells us he wants a University to train our People to be the best in the World. The next day, Jack fires IT specialists and other professionals in Government making a clean sweep of a capable highly trained labour force. Does that make any sense? Of course, it does to Jack. Employees cost money, so Jack cuts that. Raising money for a University makes money. So there you have it. It does not matter if you never train anyone. Universities are a great rallying point for society in general and People with money love making donations to such “a noble cause”. Jack wants everyone to get on board, raise money for his University, which he will control to the point whereby, he can even offer himself a Diploma. But it will never make up for the shortcomings in Jacks thinking methods, which today has left us “officially rich... but practically poor”. Soon we will be back to “officially poor...but practically dirt poor”...for this, you can thank Jack. At this point remember the words of his Great Leader (FAR)” if the Rupee floats we are all doomed!” Jacks Great leader knew what he was talking about when he praised
Jack has also set up a desk in State House, to create a Young Leaders Program. Never mind about the100 plus potential “Young Leaders” you just fired in Government, create a new program and seek out new “Young Leaders”. Why you ask? Because Jack is out of the Box! Jack is also a Communist. Communists must have control over smart people. They must be able to mould the thinking of the intelligent. They must be able to teach them how to seal their lips when they see things that are out of order. Corruption is not an enemy of Communists; it is a co- conspirator. Young Leaders, you are better off registering at the agricultural extension service for work attachment then to register at the Young Leaders Desk at State House for formation. If you do not believe me, just look at what happened to the last 100 Young leaders in Government. They were FIRED!
As for our Young CEO’s be careful. When Jack tells you to speak your mind, he is really telling you to let him know if you are a real Communist like him. If you sound like a “Free Spirit”, he will fire you as well. You are all better off just staying silent, try to find another means to earn a living after hours, to eventually remove yourself from Jacks clutch grip on your families lives.
Jack demotes the Civil Service and promotes the Military. Why you ask? Because Jack knows the cost of living will now double every three (3) months in
Of course Jack lies. He lies in his bed when he sleeps and he lies to us the Public. What does he lie about? Anything practically. The list is becoming endless. But we must recall. Here are some lies that I personally recall off the top of my head. The Reader may want to send in a list to Seychelles Weekly and we can publish a master list. As it grows, so should the movement to remove Jack grow. Our goal is 1000 but we will settle for 500 since that is the largest denomination of Seychelles Rupee Jack offers for now.
1. Jack took the Country with a Gun claiming to be a Liberator - Lie!
2. 1994- Jack said in the National Assembly-Question Time the Foreign Exchange Shortage is not a Crisis - Lie!
3. Jack fixed the Rate of the Rupee and said it was set by the market forces - Lie!
4. Jack said “
5. Jack said we imported Pipes but in fact we imported Castle Beer in SMB containers
6. Jack said we paid all our debts after meeting with the Pope and Lehmann Brothers last year- Lie!
7. Jack Said he has a Heart For All Seychellois” - Lie!
8. On June 18th 2007, National Day Speech- Jack said he would treat all hotels the same next month (July) - Lie!
9. Jack’s Team promised everyone in need of a House. - Lie...he cannot get enough cement and wood for existing construction.
10. Jack said he would not increase the price of fuel.- Lie!
11. Jack said our Tuna Production in 2007 would boom - Lie! There is actually less tuna in our waters then even Jack thought there was, since he has the same people watching our Tuna, taking it.
12. Jack said he would increase our Foreign Exchange Allocation on departure from $400.00 to $ 700.00 - Lie again!
13. Jack also said do not go to
14. Jack said he will become a Facilitator of business - Lie
15. Jack says we will be rich with oil and natural gas- Lie...lie more lies. It will be too expensive to extract anything we find under granite boulders. New finds in
16. Jack said he would sell Coetivy through Danny last December. - Lie. Danny just told us he wants to contract out the Prawn Farm to Lehman Brothers. Perhaps Jack and Danny will keep an exclusive contract to collect snails for Lehman Brothers...thank you Mooky...you have ideas worth the weight of a Maserati!
17. Jack says he wants to protect Silhouette’s unique endemic environment. Lie. They are building a road through Silhouette that is 5.5 meters wide or more. This road will cut through mountains run through the hills of “Ran D’Avance”. Then we will run backwards again.
18. Jack said he would keep our Rupee strong - Lie!
19. Jack said he was happy to see NATO forces dock at the Port. Lie. Jack supports a greater Communist China presence in the
20. Jack said nothing about War Games ongoing in our Ocean last week, while Colonel Brigadier Leopold Payet was in Communist China promising and seeking closer military relations between Seychelles and the Communist China...sometimes the lies can be found in the silence.
May God Bless All Freedom Loving Seychellois!