Judge Michael Reilly left town in a hurry last week. He could not even wait for a date from State House, for his report on the events of the 3rd October 2006, to be published. The beating of the Opposition Leader, especially to his head, might have caused him serious long term damage and trauma. Apparently Judge Reilly left town on the advice of another smart donkey, only this time it was a local one, Dr. Joe Gouni. Gouni was able to convince the poor Judge that it was no good hanging around for the President to finish his analysis of the document; it might just take the rest of his mandate. I am by no means saying that our man is slow; he is just a busy man. Bearing in mind, that he has small children to look after and full schedule of exciting extra curriculum activities on hand to keep his well oiled libido going well past his hey day!
Gouni, recently back into the country after visiting Harvard University in the USA on a mission on behalf of his President, the Minister of Finance and the Governor of the Central Sausage, sausage is the acronym we have adopted to replace the word Bank – just like ‘adjustment’ has replaced ‘devaluation’ and ‘restructuring’ has replaced ‘sacking’, you get the gist? It is the word replacing game; the game is aptly named ‘Faking’ - this we must unanimously agree is an invention of the SPPF. And the word ‘Fake’ has replaced the word ‘Front’ in SPPF. Gouni was sent to
Gouni, it is believed did a marvelous job – he was able to convince these Englishmen and Irish (not Reilly) living away from home without too much trouble that words like, “competitive”, “stability”, “adjustment”, “restructuring”, “convertibility”, “devaluation” and the likes have previously been used out of context and senselessly by the world outside Seychelles. And that, this discovery has only recently been made in the islands by our President and his close collaborators at the Ministry of Finance and at the Central Sausage - the trio, which includes Jam, the Hotman (a kind of chilli) and the Frank-4-ter are claiming the noble peace prize for bad food.
Now that we have got talking about food it is opportune to warn you that all red things are not good for your health. It has been proven that to consume more than 500g of red meat per week will certainly increase your chances of developing cancer and other ailments. Scientists are saying that red meat should only be consumed in moderate portions. Judging by the last thirty-one years one should keep away from most things red ; the red party, red flags, red lights…. If more evidence is needed just take a look at what the reds have done to this country, especially our economic situation and to our dear Leader in Opposition? Rumour has it that the sun has started to set on the reds. Red Star is as good as relegated to the second division, we are all hoping they take the party down with them - that is, unless there is a coup to take over the Football Federation. It is by no means beyond them. These guys will do anything to stay at the top, even if the rest of the population suffers as a result of their egoistic ambitions. Keep the hope alive, if all else fail, you can always go “Blue” instead of “Red.” Blue is always better than Red. Remember Blue/Red, the Bel Ombre discotheque? Closed down after just a few months in operation. Blue and Red do not mix. Blue is always better than Red. Get it? Still don’t believe me? Ask Mrs Potter then; she just got a spanking new blue executive car courtesy of the state!