Our Father Mugabe, who art in Harare
How bad is your name that it is hated?
In all corners of the world
Thy kingdom is no more
Give us this day our poll results
And forgive us for voting you out
As we forgive you for trying to rig the elections
Lead us not into stoning you
But deliver us from your policies
For thine is the cruelty, the poverty and the shame.
Amen