It's early Monday 7 o;clock in the morning and Orderly is summoned to see Mr. President before being side saddled to meet Boss. On the local front rising cost of goods is destroying SPPF everyday, the attempt to blame merchants through NATCOF is back-firing since every one is wondering what is KOKSINEL doing back on TV, doing Consumer protection slots so suddenly after his exit from SBC. No one trusts him the way they use to, especially now that he is fronting a sham.
On the International Front, our Debts will be forgotten only for a while, as our People digest another "spin" to believe that "we will always be a model for the rest of the World"- (Prez's words). President thinks to himself as he dreams on and Orderly walks in...."this NBC coverage will do the trick for me....with the new website, renovation of State House, new Limousines and Land Cruisers, a football team to answer e- mails sent to me everyday, I am ready for anything...he dreams on" never in Seychelles history has a President had so much to work with, and done so little, for his people....he dreams on..."my e- mail answering team of 11 players, can probably even take on ST. MICHEL UNITED and yes....beat them...(dream ends as Orderly walks in)".
Orderly: Gooooood Mooooorning Vietnam!!!!!!!! Mr. President, Sir! Today Sir, I have some anti-communist feedback coming in from our Districts and Grass Roots. Apparently, the information is confirmed, Sir. It seems local Artists and Musicians are sending out some serious messages on "Pri Lavi" and CD's keep mushrooming all over town and the Inner Islands.
President: Orderly, we do not need to import mushrooms this year. Stick to rice. Maybe next year we can bring in some mushrooms.
Orderly: But Mr. President Sir, we should not allow songs to deter us from our stated path. But they are using the word: "Revolution" in their songs, Sir. It seems Sir, there is another Revolution out there going on, they call it an Intellectual Revolution, and it crushes the "zwe role" culture we worked hard to create all these years. The youth love it. All of them from 18 to 30 years old. Consumers cannot get pass the gate at ISPC and Gopals. The Guard sends them to Chang Leng. They are getting mad, Sir.
President: Not to worry Orderly. We had Revolution songs from the 80's. I will call Boss and ask him to get Jean Marc to cut a CD along those lines or better still Joseph Sinon to make a mockery out of the people's misery. Under control. Boss has ordered his SMB broken up into smaller shops. This will bring goods to Consumers. We are on our way to good governance. This will impress Sarkozy when we meet in Paris to discuss our debts. Thank you Reilly for your Report. Love the Irish. That was good Orderly.
Orderly: Sir, we seem to be cursed over those prawns at Coetivy. No one seems to want Boss's grand failure.
Mr. President: Yes Orderly, this Island is becoming a big problem for us. Maybe we can hijack that idea of those blue dogs and give it to the Rastas'. SPPF GIVES RASTAS AN ISLAND - the ISOLA BELLA Headline will read. We can have our own Jamaica and attract that segment market in Europe to Seychelles. Maybe it's too big. We give half to the Communist brothers the Chinese for a military base and half to the Rasta man! What do you think Orderly?
Orderly: Excellent Idea Mannn, I mean Mr. President. We can build a recording studio out there and send the Artists and Musicians singing those Revolutionary songs to record there. With our International Airport on Coetivy, we can then send them off to some other Country. They don't have to come back to Mahe and harass us. Yes, Sir. The Rastas can plant mayok for us, after all they are into roots aren't they? That will help alleviate our food crisis! I just knew these good for nothing Rastas would come in handy one day, Sir. I will contact MOH and tell their new Advisors to get on with the campaign to get our People to go back to eating "Gro Manze"! Gro Manze... Pti Manze.... Manze Memm!
Mr. President: Precisely Orderly! We must go back to our roots like in that Rasta song. We must stop eating rice to succeed as a people. The Indians are charging us too much for rice and MOH has done us the return favor and fired the Indian Doctor Adviser. Good on M.L... We need to think of making her a Minister. No Ambassador-at-Large for me, No Adviser for them.... tit for tat. I saw it in "Tom and Jerry"...it works.
Orderly: Yes Sir report just in, we have bought all the CD's like we bought up all the Weekly newspapers. It works Sir. All that information is now ours. We have blocked the Artists just like we blocked those dogs at Weekly.
Mr. President: Just make sure the Artists do not go to Weekly to sell the CD's on the Internet. That web page is not hosted here, so we cannot scramble it like eggs. Sounds good huh, Orderly?
Orderly: Eggs Sir, we are out of eggs Sir, the chickens cannot live off just grabo from the reclaimed land you know! They need real food like us, if the chickens can't eat then we can't eat them, because they are all going to die, Sir.
Mr. President: Does that mean we will die too, Orderly?
Orderly went dead silent on the President on that question, “I need the rest room, Sir, I will answer this question when I come back”, he shouted and left the room in a hurry.
SOS (Save Our Seychelles)