Banana Republic

Banana republic

This week the people of the Banana Republic are upset and protesting.

“El Presidente, El Presidente,” they shouted. “This week:

- Napa Onions

- Napa condensed milk

- Napa Hamburgers

- Napa Beef burgers

- Napa Frankfurters

- Napa bottled ginger/garlic

- Napa Ham

- Napa Beef”

“Plebians, Commoners and Peasants” El Presidente shouted. “This week you will eat the following:

1. Fruit-a-pain

2. Manyok

3. Banane

4. Kanbar

5. Lerouy

6. Patat

Now go home and enjoy your dinner”. The people left with their head bowed whispering obscenities under their breaths and conspiring for another attack next week!