Percy Ah-Mane: Eating Cow Pat Pie!
True to his bovine nature our ill-esteemed scribe is feeling full of himself. The simple reason being:
“The ringing of keys turning his days into nights, and the ensuing dreams into nightmares”
(double pun intended).
The clarity of all this is in the excerpt from a statement filed with the Registrar of Companies shown below!
PERCY AH-MANE WILL FAIL!
Percy Ah-Mane again lied in a front page article about the Editor of this newspaper. When confronted at his office at Poster Plus at the Pirates Arms Building, this week, with proof that his article about Sun & Sea Travel Limited, on Volcere, was a complete lie, Ah-Mane face glowed like a fire-fly in the dark. “I was given the wrong information on the telephone by DAVID...” he muttered hesitantly. As can be observed from the above document Volcere resigned from Sun & Sea in August 2003, twelve months before the company went down and three years before the Presidential election of 2006. This put paid to this particular fabrication. What next Percy?
It is alleged that powerful people are bankrolling the Independent to write damaging articles on Ralph Volcere because these people are being rattled by damning revelations in “Le Nouveau Seychelles Weekly”. Percy Ah–Mane, the self proclaimed mercenary, is determined to hammer Volcere into submission on behalf of his paymasters. People close to Ralph Volcere are saying that this mission is beyond Percy. “He has absolutely no chance of succeeding”. According to political observers, Volcere is a resilient character, and he will not buckle easily under these kinds of pressures.